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jesuskirkandvinny:

Easter…Part Two.  King of Kings.

This is Jesus’ favorite movie about himself, well if you don’t include Life of Brian (“I should do more comedies.”).  But this 1961 Easter classic has a real soft-spot in his heart— “Not only did they capture my look, my swagger…they also got my attitude.  And 30% of resurrecting is about the attitude.” 

Fun Fact: the actor who played Jesus, Jeffrey Hunter, later starred in a TV pilot called Star Trek, as Capt Pike.  He turned down the series.  As Jesus said, “No way Hunter was gonna play some pussy Star Ship Captain after playing me!” 

Kirk just took a big swig of wine and then mumbled, “Jesus said ‘pussy’”.

 

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