jesuskirkandvinny:

Downtown Los Angeles.  The Nickel Diner.

It’s funny how some of your worst days can turn into your best nights.  Jesus had to go to court in downtown Los Angeles to settle a public urination charge.  I’m telling you, those robes are nothing but trouble.  Anyway, a couple hours and a probation later, we found ourselves on Main Street…hungry as we’ve ever been.  That’s when we found The Nickel.

Believe it or not, they have this Maple Bacon donut and, hell…they had us at Bacon!  I had two and I’m pretty sure I started tripping.  Kirk actually fed Jesus one of the donut holes and I swear the room started to spin.  Then we sat down on the dessert tray, surrounded by homemade pop tarts and ding dongs.  I felt like I was in a HR Pufnstuf flashback.  It was awesome!

Kirk said he hadn’t been that turned-on around dudes since he was partying in the grotto of the Playboy Mansion with James Caan and Lee Majors.  Like I’ve said a million times before…nobody ruins a moment quite like Kirk!

Downtown LA is pretty weird…I mean where else can you get a bacon donut and some crack on the same block?  To which Jesus answered, “um…in Heaven.”  And the whole place busted out laughing.  I mean, he’d know, right?

mmmmm…bacon….donut….